Mid-night masala!

It was a Friday night, Diwali was being celebrated here. Adithi and I managed to wrap up work early so that we could have a nice evening. We thought it was time to treat ourselves with some good food. So, I began cooking her favourites- Raddish sambhar, Potato fry and Samiya Payasam. We were chatting and laughing about various other things we had to catch up on each other.

We enjoyed making faux pas in cooking. Still had a great time eating even the burnt food. I'm sorry dear I can assure you wouldn't be forced to eat anymore charcoal from my kitchen! Well, the sambhar and potatoes made our satisfying dinner though.

Belly full. Two lonely forced-to-be-single women celebrating Diwali. We had dined together, laughed together. But is that all that made the celebration complete?

Wondering what to do to spice our evening, I switched on the Idiot Box. As usual flipping through the channels to spot my favourite "sun tv". Well, that was a surprise we didn't expect. Mid-Night Masala! Since then the loudest cracker around was our laughter.

I remember the song that was playing then was "irikki pudiya", which means "hold me tight". Don't ask me which movie it belongs to or who were the faces in the video. But I surely can describe the video or even tell how the faces loked like.

There is this huuuuuuge buxom dancing in the bang middle of the frame. She was wearing a saree that was hard for me spot. I forgot to search for it between her flabs. Oh yeah they were tucked in there quite safe not to disturb any view. Woooo.... all she does was to shake and shake and shake...that I ended up feeling tired. Don't tell me Delhi is still investigating the reasons for the earthquake?

Oh yes how can I forget the guy. He was clad in his pants, thankfully! He is one of those skinny, hairy, moushy ones who might have even broken an arm while romancing that woman. He was just the size of may be an arm of that lady.

Want to know about how they romance? Well, our buxom, ample beauty comes running towards the camera. Meanwhile, our skinny guy is standing in a corner of the frame like waiting for a tsunami strike. The woman comes running and bang! She bangs into the guy and they both fall. Oh sorry, that was meant to be sensual.

Next shot. The lady pulls the guy towards him. Want to know how? She drags him holding onto his 'chest bush'. Did he have them artificially manicured? Or was it some 'Hathi Cement' publicity?

All along remember, the song goes "irikki pudiya". Adithi actually took classes to learn those lyrics. That night was total madness. Both of us were into splits for every single video and move on the screen.

How can I forget mentioning how clueless I went on seeing few blank brown frames with a black hole in the centre.It took a while for me to realise that it was meant to be sexy with few frames of the lady's tummy in close up!