define emergency?

It was a boring lecture and one of my classmates shouts "May I?" That woke me up from the classroom nap i was enjoying. But it was worth it. I realised the professor was trying to teach the concept of relativity. "How long one minute is depends on which side of the bathroom door you are at," said my classmate. Well doesn't that make sense? I remember going through this toture of realising the value of that one minute almost everyday. Reason: I was a hostalite.

Now comes my big question, what if there was no toilet in the vicinity espcially when it becomes emergency. Yes. When you are travelling in the woods or just in the city far away from your house? What does one do, especially people like me who's quite infamous for being a constant pest to pee while out of home?

I read an article today that was talking about this big question of mine. It said help is just a text away. What? Yes. One has to just text the place you are in at that point of time to a service provider's number. Within seconds, you get information about the nearest toilet. I was appauled. How cool is that? Even before I could complete reading, the only thought that struck me was how badly I needed a holiday. I could go travelling with friends without having to frequently point out my "emergency."

Back to Zero-G, which service provider in India is so thoughtful? Who has taken the responsibility to keep the toilets clean? Who have constructed such toilets? Ahem ahem.
Took a deep breath.Sigh.The article was not talking about India. I almost went underground.
But that does not sound like a bad idea to be implemented in India. Why not India? Doesn't anybody remember the World Diabetes Day and the roaring figures of the diabetic peole in India that news channels had flashed?

Am I the only one complaining about how "peeing" is an emergency?